Ugh!

If I ever find out *cough- Theo* who it was who PIDDLED ON MY SHOES earlier *Theo* I may well have to turn him into a furry hearthrug... *ahem... Theo*

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 I will shove them in the washing machine and hope for the best. Really though they are getting a bit old now and I suspect they might fall apart!